There Is More than One Way to Describe a Cock

When the Dictaphone was created a number of crude jokes soon followed, like the story of the man in the office who calls out if anyone has got a Dictaphone to which everyone else replies no we haven’t and why don’t you use your finger like everyone else you dirty sod!

The English language has more words than any other and it also has more inflections and double meanings than most other languages and these accounts for some brilliant humour on television and cinema that even the Americans enjoy.

Take for example the classic sketch that begins with the fork handles misinterpreted as four candles or pretty well any part of films like The Life of Brian with the blessed are the cheesemakers sketch.

With so many words to choose from to convey the same message the English language lends itself to some extraordinary verse and prose. This is not to say that other languages don’t have equally good prose as anyone with knowledge of German and Italian will agree.

Writers like Goethe and Schiller produced beautiful poetry but the difference is that English is the more popular read and spoken language. New words are added daily mostly as a result of new inventions in technological matters.

Dozens of words can be used for that thing between a man’s legs which medically is known as the penis. Cock, prick, Willy to name just three in common use but there are many others that may not get past the censor!

Incidentally, the theory put about these days is that God created woman and then deciding she might want some companionship she then created man by removing the woman’s penis and making a man out of that.

Note that we say she and not he when writing about the gender of God as this is another misconception man have made over the centuries that God was a man.

Anyway, having created man God made a bit of a mistake in not giving him enough blood in his veins to fill the brain and the cock at the same time. This of course accounts for the fact that men with hard-ons cannot think.

One way around this problem is to trap enough blood in the cock thereby giving man an outside chance of being able to think whilst he is so to speak, on the job.

To this end there is the chance to buy from respectable suppliers some special treats for your little buddy known as
cock rings.

The ring can be a rubber ring or metal and the object is to have it at the base of the cock, or even over the cock and balls when in the off-duty position and allow it to tighten as an erection occurs.

It is important that cock rings don’t entirely strangle the little fellow as this in cases of prolonged erection cause the trapped blood to retain a painful hard-on which will necessitate a trip to A and E and a possibly overzealous man hating nurse with a bigger syringe than even your Willy!

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